Why is the sky so high?\So the birds won't bump their heads!
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Who delivers a Cat's X-mas presents?\Santa Paws!
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What do you you call a lizard with no legs?
\A snake!
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What test does a mosquito always pass?\Their blood test!
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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?\A bud hound!
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Why did the first monkey fall off a tree?\Because it was dead!
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What did one centipede say to the other centipede?\You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs..!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?\FSHHH..!
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?\A woolly jumper!
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Why did the elephant take toilet roll to the party?\Because he was a party pooper!
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?\Bugs Bunny!
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what did the mother worm say?\Where in earth have you been?!
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What's brown, has four leg and a trunk?\A mouse going on holiday!
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What was the snail doing on the highway?\About one ten metres an hour!
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What insect runs away from everything?\A flea!
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Why was the centipede dropped from the minibeast football team?\He took to long to put on his boots!
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What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots' ear?\A space invader!
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What is a flea's favourite book?\The itch-hiker's guide to the galaxy!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?\Still no-eyed deer!
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What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?\One's weasily identifiable and the other is stoatally different!
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What do you call a cheerful flea?\A hop-timist!
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?\Chimney Cricket!
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Who was the most famous ant scientist?\Albert Antstein!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?\With it's sparrowchute!
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What is a grasshopper?\An insect on a pogo stick!
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?\A centipede with a wooden leg!
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Why Did the Banana go to
Hospital?
\Because it wasn't peeling very well!
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?\She had mittens!
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A boy threw butter out the window.Do you know what he said to his mum?
\I thought a saw a butterfly!!
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What is the definition of a slug?\A snail with a housing problem!
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Why do giraffes have long legs?\Because if they had short legs they wouldn't be able to touch the ground!
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How do you catch a squirrel?\Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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What do you call a snail on a boat?\A Snailor!!
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What's the biggest moth in the world?\A mammoth!
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What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?\A long-necked toothbrush!
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Why doesn't the shell fish give to charity?\Because he was selfish!
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What do you call a girl that lives in a pond?\Lily!
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What do you call the biggest ant?\An eleph-ant!
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?\A boa constructor!
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What has four wheels and flies?\A rubbish bin!
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What animal would you like to be on a cold day?\Otter!
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What do you call a box of fifty ducks?\A box of quackers!
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What's a frog's favourite drink?\Croaker Cola!!
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What games do ants play with elephants?\Squash!
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What kind of ant is good at maths?\An accountant!
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what do you call a cat that just ate a whole duck?\a duck-filled-fatty-puss!!!
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Why did the second monkey fall off the tree?\Because it was holding hands with the first monkey!
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What is the definition of a caterpillar?\A worm in a fur coat!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?\No-eyed deer!
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What is the insect's favourite game?\Cricket!
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?\Hold its nose!
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Why did the ant-elope?\Nobody gnu!
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Why was the glow-worm unhappy?\Because her children weren't that bright!
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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?\An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
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Why don't Cats like the forest?\Because trees bark!
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What's a glow-worm's favourite song?\Wake me up before you glow-glow!
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Why did the third monkey fall off the tree?\Because he thoutht it was a game!
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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?\One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
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Why did the fly fly?\Because the spider spied her!
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What is a snakes favourite subject?\HISSSTORY!!
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What is a frog's favourite sport?\Croakquet!
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What do insects learn at school?\Mothmatics!
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What do you call a bunch chickens playing hide-and-seek?\Fowl play!
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